Take two fingers,
Stick them down your throat
Wait for the vomit and bile to float
What goes in, must come out!
Either Wine or Whisky or the best of Stout
Why O why, the drunk would think
While everyone else can’t bear the stink
The party is lively, the party is fun
One drunk boy doesn’t mean we’re done!
The wise man balances, drink and pee
The fool will go and have one too many
Take two fingers,
And call the next round,
Wait for food and drinks to come around,
What goes out, must go back in!
Either Vodka or Rum or the best of Gin
Yes Yes Yes! the people think and cheer
Here’s the next round of cool chill beer
The party goes on, don’t tell your mother
That one drunk boy is back for another!
The wise man stops to look at his friends
Them the fools and their foolish trends
Take two fingers,
Have a good look and think
Neither is worth it. Vomit or Drink.